Minimalist is a 500ml glass bottle with two side panels that we lease to startups. We deliver them to their developers, conferences, and offices. Your brand, in their hand.
Pick an ink color below and type your brand name. The bottle reprints live. For your real run, we print your wordmark on the panel you sponsor.
Currently showing · YOUR LOGO
FDA-compliant nutrition panel. Zero calories, zero sodium, zero sugar. Recyclable.
Both panels go to one sponsor, so your brand ownsthe bottle. It sits on a desk for hours, rides into Zoom calls, ends up in the gym bag. You're not buying a 2-second scroll. You're buying weeks of attention.
Pick an ink color, type your name. The bottle reprints in real time, printed directly on the glass.
Drag to pick. The label background adapts for contrast.
Preview only. Your real run uses the artwork you send us.
Pick an ink color, type your name. The bottle reprints in real time, printed directly on the glass.
Drag to pick. The label background adapts for contrast.
Preview only. Your real run uses the artwork you send us.
Public market rates for the first four channels. The last row is a pre-launch projection. All five solve the same problem — put your brand in front of senior buyers — for vastly different time horizons.
*Pre-launch projection. Billboard figures from timessquarebillboard.com (2025 mid-tier rates). LinkedIn dwell from LinkedIn’s own Average Dwell Time metric (~2.7s); CPMs from HockeyStack 2025 benchmarks. X reach modeled at ~$7 tech-vertical CPM. Newsletter slot benchmarked against Lenny’s Newsletter / The Generalist. Reach and dwell are typical, not guaranteed.
Cold-fill at the venue the morning of keynote. Branded label, your booth number on the cap. The bottle walks the show floor in someone else's hand.
Cold bottles hit the table at every major SF AI dinner and YC side event. Your brand sits next to a founder's MacBook for four hours straight.
Stocked weekly across SF coworking spaces and CS lounges. Founders grab one, take it to standup, leave it on a Zoom-visible desk. Compounding ad real estate.
Your announcement gets ~38 hours of attention. The bottle gets 12 weeks. Hand-deliver the launch run to the design partners, advisors, and customers you most want top-of-mind after the news cycle ends.
Curated press list, embargo-coordinated. The bottle lands the morning your story breaks, so your pitch arrives in two formats, one of which sits there all week.
A curated list of dev creators on YouTube and X. Bottle on their desk means bottle in every video they shoot that month.
Pure water. FDA-approved. Bottled in 4-mm mouth-blown soda-lime glass. No flavor, no story, no adaptogen. The brand on the bottle is the only personality you're paying for.